New Releases 12-16-2014

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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

A group of cute and cuddly merchandising reptiles are transformed into the creatures of your worst nightmares when a lackluster transforming robot samurai kingpin threatens New York City. No matter what your thoughts are on sequels, prequels, reboots, or rehashings, you have to admit: Michael bay has made another movie starring Megan Fox.



MAGIC IN THE MOONLIGHT

There's a long held belief that magic is just science that we don't believe yet, the only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible, and any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Colin Firth is some kind of wizard.





THE MAZE RUNNER

Indulge your inner young adult desires to be the After Earth apocalyptic dystopian future hero with this, the latest entry into Ender's Divergent Potter Giver Hunger Royale.




THE SKELETON TWINS

Two former SNL cast mates reunite for a low budget indie mumblecore drama that dips into the deep end of dark comedy. Thanks a lot Duplass Bros. Way to use your talents for darkness.





ZOMBEAVERS
A colony of infected water rodents threatens to disrupt the sex crazed antics of a college co-ed cabin getaway trope. Gee ward, don't you think you were a little too hard on The Beaver last night!





THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU

When their father passes away, four grown siblings, bruised and banged up by their respective adult lives, are forced to return to their childhood home and live under the same roof together for a week, along with their over-sharing mother and an assortment of spouses, exes and might-have-beens. Confronting their history and the frayed states of their relationships among the people who know and love them best, they ultimately reconnect in hysterical and emotionally affecting ways amid the chaos, humor, heartache and redemption that only families can provide-driving us insane even as they remind us of our truest, and often best, selves. 





STONEHEARST ASYLUM

A recent medical school grad who takes a position at a mental institution soon finds himself taken with one of his colleagues -- though he has no initial idea of a recent, horrifying staffing change.





AT THE DEVIL'S DOOR

When ambitious young real estate agent Leigh is asked to sell a house with a checkered past, she crosses paths with a disturbed girl whom she learns is the runaway daughter of the couple selling the property. When Leigh tries to intervene and help her, she becomes entangled with a supernatural force that soon pulls Leigh's artist sister Vera into its web - and has sinister plans for both of them. 





I ORIGINS

 The eye is the window into the soul, and everyone's iris is as unique as a snow flake or a finger print or something.





POSITIVE FORCE: MORE THAN A WITNESS

"A fascinating and inspirational new documentary by Robin Bell that chronicles the symbiotic relationship between D.C. punk and do-gooderism....Seamlessly situating a musical moment within the larger cultural context of Reaganomics, the rise of riot grrrl feminism, pacifist protest and other issues," - Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post





EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE: HOLIDAY SPECIAL

O'er the years EIT! has built upon their classic Holiday Special, each year creating a more abominable video collage of everyone’s least favorite time of the year! A millennium's worth of VHS memories of misplaced sentimentalities, fist fights over toys for tots, erotic Santas, Nazi elves, and an endless parade of singing kids will surely teach everyone the true meaning of it all. Spend this holiday season with your real family: Everything Is Terrible! DVD includes over 2.5 hours of seasonal-themed bonus material!

New Releases 12-09-2014

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GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

A group of Five unlikely heroes are brought together by their love of money, and are forced to set aside their differences when they realize their lives are on the line. Cannonball Run in space.





FRANK (2014)

The amazing story of the eccentrically shy lead singer for a band full of mentally ill musicians. Frank always wears Big head mode from NBA JAM, even when he sleeps and showers. How he shaves or brushes his teeth, nobody knows, we aren't supposed to ask. Told from the perspective of an aspiring keyboard composer, it dips deeply into the creative process, and how it can tear a person apart and drive them to the edge of sanity.

New Releases 12-02-2014

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THE SIGNAL

On a road trip, Nic and two friends are drawn to an isolated area by a computer genius. When everything suddenly goes dark, Nic regains consciousness - only to find himself in a waking nightmare.





DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

A growing nation of genetically evolved apes led by Caesar is threatened by a band of human survivors of the devastating virus unleashed a decade earlier. They reach a fragile peace, but it proves short-lived, as both sides are brought to the brink of a war that will determine who will emerge as Earth's dominant species.





THE CONGRESS

An aging, out-of-work actress accepts one last job, though the consequences of her decision affect her in ways she didn't consider.

New Releases 11-25-2014

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NOVEMBER MAN

An ex-CIA operative is brought back in on a very personal mission and finds himself pitted against his former pupil in a deadly game involving high level CIA officials and the Russian president-elect.





THE GIVER

This film, based on Lois Lowry's book, tells the story of a perfect world. Everyone here is happy. When Jonas is 18 years old, he's chosen to be the community's Receiver of Memories. He enters into training with an old man called The Giver. From the Giver, Jonas learns about pain, sadness, war, and all the unhappy truths of the "real" world. He quickly realizes that his community is fake. Confronted with this reality, Jonas faces difficult choices about his own life and his future.




EXPENDABLES 3

Barney (Stallone), Christmas (Statham) and the rest of the team comes face-to-face with Conrad Stonebanks (Gibson), who years ago co-founded The Expendables with Barney. Stonebanks subsequently became a ruthless arms trader and someone who Barney was forced to kill... or so he thought. Stonebanks, who eluded death once before, now is making it his mission to end The Expendables -- but Barney has other plans. Barney decides that he has to fight old blood with new blood, and brings in a new era of Expendables team members, recruiting individuals who are younger, faster and more tech-savvy. The latest mission becomes a clash of classic old-school style versus high-tech expertise in the Expendables' most personal battle yet.

New Releases 11-18-2014

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SIN CITY 2: A DAME TO KILL FOR

Straight from the pages of Frank Miller's cutting edge series “Sin City”, co-directors Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez reunite to bring the visually stunning stories back to the screen. Dwight McCarthy (Josh Brolin) struggles with his inner demons and tries to maintain control until his former lover, the goddess Ava Lord (Eva Green), returns wanting his help to escape her abusive husband. Though once he learns her true intentions are far more sinister than they appear, he recruits the help of Marv (Mickey Rourke) and Gail (Rosario Dawson). While a cocky young gambler (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) takes his chances winning against the most powerful man in Sin City, Senator Roark (Powers Boothe). But this is Senator Roark’s least of problems because Nancy Callahan (Jessica Alba) has been driven insane by John Hartigan's (Bruce Willis) selfless suicide and is no longer a damsel in distress and is out for blood, compelled to avenge Hartigan by hunting down Senator Roark.




22 JUMP STREET

After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Jenko (Channing Tatum) when they go deep undercover at a local college. But when Jenko meets a kindred spirit on the football team, and Schmidt infiltrates the bohemian art major scene, they begin to question their partnership. Now they don't have to just crack the case - they have to figure out if they can have a mature relationship. If these two overgrown adolescents can grow from freshmen into real men, college might be the best thing that ever happened to them.

New Releases 11-04-2014

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LET'S BE COPS

It's the ultimate buddy cop movie except for one thing: they're not cops. When two struggling pals dress as police officers for a costume party, they become neighborhood sensations. But when these newly-minted "heroes" get tangled in a real life web of mobsters and dirty detectives, they must put their fake badges on the line.






TAMMY

 An unorganized, lazy, irresponsible, and uneducated clodhopper has one of the worst days ever, so she decides to leave all her troubles behind and take an adventurous road trip to Niagara Falls with her abusive, ailing, alcoholic grandmother. Grandma Pearl gets drunk, and lands in jail to dry up for a bit, so it's up to Tammy to steal enough Topper Jacks fruit pies to bail her out of this sticky situation. If Bad Grandpa had a one night stand with Tommy Boy, their love-child would make Tammy look like the Dumb & Dumber of The Bucket Lists.





MOOD INDIGO

Set in a charmingly surreal Paris, wealthy bachelor Colin spends his time developing his pianocktail (a cocktail-making piano) and devouring otherworldly dishes prepared by his trusty chef Nicolas. When Colin learns that his best friend Chick, a fellow acolyte of the philosopher Jean-Sol Partre, has a new American girlfriend, our lonely hero attends a friend's party in hopes of falling in love himself. He soon meets Chloe and, before they know it, they're dancing to Duke Ellington and plunging headfirst into a romance. Their whirlwind courtship is tested when an unusual illness plagues Chloe; a flower begins to grow in her lungs. To save her, Colin discovers the only cure is to surround Chloe with a never-ending supply of fresh flowers.

New Releases 11-04-2014

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HERCULES

Fourteen hundred years BCE, a tormented soul walked the earth that was neither man nor god. Hercules was the powerful son of the god king Zeus, for this he received nothing but suffering his entire life. After twelve arduous labours and the loss of his family, this dark, world-weary soul turned his back on the gods finding his only solace in bloody battle. Over the years he warmed to the company of six similar souls, their only bond being their love of fighting and presence of death. These men and women never question where they go to fight or why or whom, just how much they will be paid. Now the King of Thrace has hired these mercenaries to train his men to become the greatest army of all time. It is time for this bunch of lost souls to finally have their eyes opened to how far they have fallen when they must train an army to become as ruthless and blood thirsty as their reputation has become.




MALEFICENT

A beautiful, pure-hearted young woman, Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a peaceable forest kingdom, until one day when an invading army threatens the harmony of the land. Maleficent rises to be the land's fiercest protector, but she ultimately suffers a ruthless betrayal - an act that begins to turn her pure heart to stone. Bent on revenge, Maleficent faces a battle with the invading king's successor and, as a result, places a curse upon his newborn infant Aurora. As the child grows, Maleficent realizes that Aurora holds the key to peace in the kingdom - and perhaps to Maleficent's true happiness as well.